open β i've run campaigns against the light;
a β the ministry
b β wizarding london
( the time deviants registration department is open for business, and true to its nature as the unholy lovechild of the dmle and the dmac, its main defining trait appears to be 'ruthless efficiency'. well, that and being a little bit understaffed, considering that some parts of the registration seem to be held not just by your betters, but by your way betters.
like bellatrix, yours truly, who completely missed the seminar on work-life-balance, but definitely attended the one on dedication to the cause several times over. she can be found just about anywhere β maybe she just got done snapping at some poor sod, maybe you're unfortunate enough to share an elevator with her, maybe you're sitting across from her at one of the registration desks and looked at her a little funny, maybe you're someone who knows her well enough to be able to tell that she's been on her feet for forty-eight hours and counting ββΒ or maybe you have an actual magical accident to report. whatever the case, she is going to be there, sharp and all cool politeness: )
And what would your problem be?
( and better make it a good one, because getting the trace only really hurts if you annoy her. )
b β wizarding london
( sooner or later, even she will be done professionally oppressing people for a living she doesn't even need too make ββ and what better to do with all this fortune than spend it? odds are the actual purchase was made in knockturn alley, but maybe she is en route to some other shop. can't live off of dark artefacts alone now, can you.
anyway, as fate will have it, she manages to walk straight into you, or vice versa, and the newly-acquired item, an especially cursed manuscript wrapped carefully in spell-woven cloth, does as things do when affected by the basic law that is gravity: it goes tumbling. and since bella can't tell if the thoroughly warded cloth is still sitting snug in all the right places, all while being in no position to be involved in someone's rather public maybe-death... )
You mustn't touch it, unless you have a death wish.
( her tone all but implies you do, regardless of whether she was the one to cause the accident or not. )
b
When he bumps into her, he looks up. Bellatrix Lestr-- no. It would be Black in this time, wouldn't it. Great. One of the last people he ever wanted to run into. But he hides his grimace and reaches for her dropped item, stopping short when she warns him and looking back up at her warily. Slowly, he withdraws his wand and wordlessly casts levitate on the manuscript. ]
Cursed, is it? I could remove that for you, for a price.
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b
Funny. Seems like I've heard that before.
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a? a.
Annoyed, really. One could probably blame self-righteous Gryffindors from either the past or the future. Possibly even the present. Some things were eternal. He raised a brow, though, and slipped his wand out of the sleeve of his robe.
"Well, darling, I heard you were short-handed. But if that's a terrible falsehood, I can go away. It's almost time for cocktails." It was barely noon, but whatever.
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a is for Shenanigans
I - they said you do the tracking magic? [He swallows.] For the people who aren't from here and now.
[Please don't hurt him, he came to be tagged of his own free will.]
a is for 'argh credence pls let me hug you'
a. we're in this together bella
rabastan can feel his sister-in-laws pain, though he certainly feels healthier than her when he barges into her office and sees the mess she's become.
poor rodolphus, having to not-marry workaholic. )
You look like you're having a wonderful time, Bella.
( it's time to be social rather than locked up in an office for the rest of their lives. rabastan has had enough of the walls of his office, as much as he likes getting work finished and over with so that he doesn't have to worry about it later. )
WHAT TEAM? death eaters.
a.
I am on my way to register.
[ he seems oddly at peace with the idea - but he also looks so young that he's probably used to having the trace on him as it is already. ] May I ask how long this has been happening? I find the whole situation fascinating. [ perhaps it's strangest that he's unperturbed by the whole thing. no worries about getting home. ] Though certainly a mess for your Ministry and an unfortunate one at that.
[ a beat. ]
I apologize, you asked what my problem was. Simply finding where exactly I'm going.
[ a lie, but an innocuous one. ]
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(He knows he probably won't get the chance, but intentions matter.)
He's wondering what the smart next move would be - what would Hermione do - when he all but collides with someone else. He jumps back, barely resisting the urge to reach for his wand. Instead he starts to reach for whatever it is that's tumbled onto the ground, stopped by that warning. The tone annoys him; the voice out and out terrifies him.]
What's it, cursed? [He is trying very, very hard not to sound as panicked as he feels.]
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LATE TAG SORRY
DITTO FORGIVE ME
a.
But it's a job that she is required to do, especially when unregistered Time Deviants enter St. Mungo's in critical condition. The next step after keeping them alive is to report to D.M.A.C., and while an instant M.I.A.V.I. report has been sent out to the authorities, follow up paperwork is always expected. Which is why Andromeda is in this situation β the glorified delivery owl.
Suffice it to say, this is her least favorite part of her job. ]
Should there be any?
[ She says, ever so professional, a tone of voice that she really only reserves for family. And while the ability to look at Bellatrix Black in the eye is something most people lack, Andromeda has never had that problem, even now. She hands over a stack of paperwork. A list of names, currently residing in St. Mungo's. Most notably, a couple of muggle-born time deviants at the wrong place at the wrong time, now held in their walls. Adamant not to be registered, fearful and hateful of the name Tom Marvolo Riddle in equal measure, in the way that even muggle-borns of their own time are not, not yet anyway.
Andromeda and the other Healers cared for them as well as they could, but the rest is no longer up to them. ]
These are yours.
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